Why not make AI perform our jobs because it is already doing everyone else’s?
- Give me detailed directions on how to put my kids to bed without any squabbles.
- You have just turned one. Tell me where you might have put your sippy cup with the milk.
- Please offer five poop jokes that my eight-year-old would enjoy, so she won’t remember that I promised to tell her the origin of infants.
- Make a thorough plan to stop my two-year-old from changing his own dirty diapers.
- Please offer advice on how to make my fussy eater taste the lasagna for dinner tonight without making a scene.
- Give me reasons why my husband needs to have a vasectomy right now using a table.
- Give me three strategies to get my kids to put their filthy clothing in the hamper rather than on the floor next to it.
- Create three strategies to persuade my needy child not to follow me into the restroom.
- Give me ten different ways to respond to my six-year-old’s request to wear the same Super Mario jersey to school ten days in a row: “Because I said so,” please.
- Create a plan to persuade my three-year-old to self-potty train using persuasive marketing techniques.
- Make a script for the conversation I want to have with my 7-year-old about his unhealthful interaction with Roblox.
- Investigate sleep training and explain why the hell newborns don’t come into the world with the ability to sleep.
- Give me ten original methods to remind my five-year-old that she should start wiping her own behind.
- Come up with ten ways to stop my four-year-old from consuming her own boogers.
- Create a list of ten new TV shows that must be seen for an adult who has only seen Cocomelon and Ms. Rachel since becoming a parent. These shows must have debuted in the last four years.
- Send the principal an email requesting payment for the Taylor Swift performance I was forced to miss in order to complete all the back-to-school paperwork.
- Explain to my 9-year-old’s bug obsession why she shouldn’t run a free-range spider farm in her bedroom or anywhere else in the house by acting like an arachnologist.
- Give three suggestions for bedtime tales. Definitely needs a farting unicorn. I swear I won’t haunt you when I pass out from lack of sleep if you do not employ any monsters in the story.
- Give me five recommendations on what to do if I believe my child to be a psychopath rather than just a disobedient three-year-old.
- Make a pie chart outlining the advantages and disadvantages of leaving my family to spend the rest of my life on a remote island.
- Give me a simple explanation of why, despite the chaos of parenthood, I would continue to chose this way of life.